Laughing my ass off~

Reporter: When did you first have sex?

Wendy Chong (WC): After 1 month.

Reporter: Where?

WC: In his car.

Reporter: Did he use a condom?

WC: No.

Reporter: Where did he spray his sperm?

WC: I swallow it.

Reporter: Why?

WC: JN says we should not leave any traces behind, so I had to swallow his cum.

Reporter: Was it good?

WC: The sex was so so, what you expect from a 50 yo.

Reporter: eh...I mean, the cum, was it good?

WC: Taste like protein not enough.

Reporter: You mentioned that he threatened to jump off the hotel room.

WC: Yes.

Reporter: Was it before or after sex?

WC: Before.

Reporter: What happened next?

WC: To prevent a tragedy, I had to BJ him by the window, biting his dick with my teeth to prevent him from falling.

Reporter: Was that why now you had to wear braces?

WC: Yes.

Reporter: Why did you go to his house?

WC: I wanted to claim for my dental treatment which he promises to pay. But he didn't.

Reporter: So at the end, did you get what you wanted?

WC: No, the pastor at the negotiation say we should move on.

Reporter: So you basically get nothing?

WC: They did treat me to coffee and oh, my father also got free coffee that night.

Reporter: Your phone is ringing.

WC: Excuse me....hello...oh hi Mark. What? Join your new company?

Reporter: sigh....