Laughing my ass off~

Reporter: When did you first have sex?

Wendy Chong (WC): After 1 month.

Reporter: Where?

WC: In his car.

Reporter: Did he use a condom?

WC: No.

Reporter: Where did he spray his sperm?

WC: I swallow it.

Reporter: Why?

WC: JN says we should not leave any traces behind, so I had to swallow his cum.

Reporter: Was it good?

WC: The sex was so so, what you expect from a 50 yo.

Reporter: eh...I mean, the cum, was it good?

WC: Taste like protein not enough.

Reporter: You mentioned that he threatened to jump off the hotel room.

WC: Yes.

Reporter: Was it before or after sex?

WC: Before.

Reporter: What happened next?

WC: To prevent a tragedy, I had to BJ him by the window, biting his dick with my teeth to prevent him from falling.

Reporter: Was that why now you had to wear braces?

WC: Yes.

Reporter: Why did you go to his house?

WC: I wanted to claim for my dental treatment which he promises to pay. But he didn't.

Reporter: So at the end, did you get what you wanted?

WC: No, the pastor at the negotiation say we should move on.

Reporter: So you basically get nothing?

WC: They did treat me to coffee and oh, my father also got free coffee that night.

Reporter: Your phone is ringing.

WC: Excuse me....hello...oh hi Mark. What? Join your new company?

Reporter: sigh....

Funeral

I think its very scary, cuz its the 3rd or 4th time I dreamt of someone's funeral after reading some funeral news on the papers. There used to be 1 funeral in my dream, but 2 appeared in yesterday's after I read the news on the man killing his wife and himself after that. Srsly, I am going to skip all the funeral news the next time I read the papers. BUT there must sure have stories like this omg (faint).

Results are gonna be released on wed, and srsly I am damn nervous about it. I hope roughly all the 6 subjects will be arnd A's and B+'s BUT I CANT STOP WORRYING when all my friends' results from other schools aren't doing welllllllllll at all ._. (pray)

Met Nadine for dinner on Tues, and was sick from that night till now )): Went for GL training in school and skipped work on Wed and Thurs cuz I got MC (YAY).

WanQ's birthday ytd and we had so much foooooood as usual but everything became empty the moment I woke up from my 1 hr nap wth la so fast (BOO). Got her shorts imported from Taiwan from Bugis Street in the afternoon after her tuition. Oh, and did I forget to mention we ate at the FoodJunction that after and forgot to pay for our lunch? Ok that person forgot to collect money from us, so its not on purpose right!

Pictures will be up soon cuz I haven't have the chance to transfer them from my camera!

This coming sat will be Jodie's birthday celebration in TOWN. I think we haven't been to town since a long time ago, I mean the few of us. So, I kinda look forward to it ((:

Off to play a few games and tada to sleep afterward cuz THERE. IS. WORK. AGAIN. TMR.

First Attempt

Thomas's birthday is coming soon! Here's what I've done for him :D

My first attachment, the first one in my life, started a week ago. It was really hard to describe how I feel. But I certainly know, since the first day of this attachment, I realised I love school, very very much. It was a totally different kind of environment. You are on your own, you have to speak up in order to be given something to do. You have to voice out your opinions or others will think you are those kind where they can bully. I don't know how the others felt, becuz some even had to work on Sat, Cal has to reach her workplace (Tuas) at 815 every morning but of course she ends at 445 which is so much earlier than the normal 6. I am really curious about their experience there cuz I'm working in PL and I think I really don't have to meet many problems they will face in their office since its their first time there.

My officer came on Friday, and he asked me what have I been doing, and izzit related to my course of study which is Accounting, and I said yes, cuz I've been dealing with loads of payment vouchers and this that. I'm sorry I lied cuz I purely did something useless to my study and I don't think it has any relation to it in anyway. But who cares right, as long as they give me a good grade, I don't care even if I were to peel banana skin in the office everyday ((:

Accompanied Wqing to dental this morning and she had her braces on! Cool, but not the pain. The strong pain killer where I took when I had my operation didn't work alot on her. She was so excited about the whole braces thing before and now, I see that pain displayed on her face, the restless-helpless-cannot-do-anything pain, is really unbearable. But so what right, she can pull it through and 9 months later, PRETTY! Goodluck ♥ you have my support girl! You can do it!

Exams results will be out on the 24th which is the wednesday the week after next, I am very very excited becuz I want to know how I faired after mugging the whole semester. I hope HJ & ZY do well too ((:

Nadine doesn't want to eat KFC with me )):

So tmr, I'm going back to the IT Fair with Milly Jie Jie and Wei Jian for the 4th time. Comfirm more crowded than today can can't even work omgzzzzzzzzzz. See how it goes tmr, they're aiming for the Ipod ((:

So tired and he hasn't come home ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I wanna sleep alr la bth play game ._.

Stuffed too much in but nothing comes out

I think my brain's stuffed with too much LAST MINUTE information for the exams such that I couldn't get them all out for the theory papers. Today's cost accounting was so much better than ytd's financial accounting at least I'v got the time to finish the whole paper without rushing through the theory questions which I ALWAYS do so (without fail). I finished the paper in 1hr and had the second hour doing nothing so I actually wrote a 2 page long essay for a 5 mark theory question please dont deduct marks for over writing or I confirm will have no marks left.

I don't anticipate the Taxation paper to be as easy as today's paper but I hope it'll still be manageable. I really dread theory papers that's why my science is always like shit.

Friday's gonna be the last lap of this whole exam and officially year 2 nonsense and why dont everyone enjoy this and do well for the last paper ! Goodluck people !

Gotta be like this, YAY

We had our first CNY visiting and it was done in sucha rush and all we did was EAT, watch TV, chat and off we go on to the next house ._.

But t'was fun yea!

At mine in the morning,

Wanning's in the afternoon,

Jodie's in the later afternoon hahaha her house wasn't very far from the train station but I wonder why they kept complaining! Far to me means you have to take bus from the train station cuz its a total waste of time.

There was this little window thing at Jodie's house so cuteeeee!

Had dinner at night, and the food came up so slowly but the taste still not bad or I'll complain to the Town Council LOL.

Xuan dropped my ice cream on the floor before I even had the chance to touch it and thn the next place it lands is in the bin.

This looks super nice but the abalone was the worst I've ever tried. Super taste like flourrrrr.

I have FACC exam tmr and I havent been studying for the past few days I swear but I think I'm already pretty much done with the revision last last week so I'll be reading my notes now and thn off to bed and I think they're meeting at 1130 tmr . Goodluck everyone, bbye!