Monday, June 15, 2009

WHAT - D - F!!!!

This guy, whom I saw him during Wq's Chalet was a fat boy.
I said I like him and he scolded me. Like W T F who is he to scold me BITCH and FCKER(?)!

I msged him and he asked me who was I.
There it goes. (Pok, is the name I call him)

Me: Hi ^^ how have you been?
(I must be really bored)
Pok: Hu u?

Me: I am your admirer. I miss you so much. It was love at first sight.
(Pui la admire you yx will go bang wall)
Pok: Fuck u hu u la?
(SEE SEE SEE SCOLD ME ALR!! I thot fat boys are less temperate!)
Me: Plz be less crude. It hurts me.
(Hurts my foot!)
Pok: Hu r u?

Me: You forgot me?
(I dont think you saw me in the first place)
Pok: B1tch fk off
(SEE LA SCOLD ME AGAIN GND!)
Me: 有点家教好吗?

Pok: I dun even noe u

Pok: Betta nt mess ard wif me or the police will b after u. So wad i rude I care ah? Hurry tell me hu u r?
(He think police his friend ah!)
Me: 你以为我怕你吗?我到你学校找你看谁怕谁。

Pok: Hu u la?

Me: Fucking be more polite when you speak to others. You think you very handsome very smart got the right to speak to others like this? Look into the mirror la got ppl like you alr very good alr.
(Damn shiok ah scold him, sucha rude arse.)
Pok: Ok i will b more polite . May i know hu u r pls? Can you stop disturbing me?
(Look, now he guai guai alr.)
Me: Its abit too late. I dont wanna talk to you anymore. You lose your only admirer.
(Neh neh ni poo poo)
Pok: Yay
(Yay your foot I tell you)
Me: There's nothing to be proud of because you wont get another one anymore. Be sad. You rude.
(Wq send one k i go bath alr)
Pok: K im sry n i dun wan a admirer n ask ur fren to stop bugging me
(He doesn't want a admirer, he needs an english teacher.)
Me: Who? I srsly have no idea who you saying? The name? Number?
(Act blur)
Pok: 9146..

Me: Oh, tht's Nicole. Haha, she is pretty you know, vry hot. Wonder how she get your number.
(Ya you believe? Its WeiJian)
Pok: Wads my name?
(Trying to be funny, you got problem ah dno your own name)
Me: Your name? Why? Wei Han. And I know your sch too. Haha, I stalk you.

Pok: U rachel?
(WHO THE HELL IS RACHEL! HE'S CRASH IZZIT!!!!!)
Me: No? Omg, who is rachel? I am sad :(

Pok: Which class q u frm?

Me: Look! I stalk you and how you know which SCHOOL i from.

Pok: Which Class

Me: 1RP

Pok: Lol
(I nvr reply liao cuz I sian alr)
Pok: Nobody stalks me frm 1rp
(BUT HE NVR DIE HEART STILL SMS ME!!)

SHYT I THINK NOW HE HAS A CRASH ON ME HELP ME PPL!!!

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